Tiger Woods jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by OlderMan, Dec 2, 2009.


 

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  1. OlderMan

    OlderMan Member

    Put your best Tiger jokes here!

    1. What's Tiger's new nickname? Cheetah.
    2. What card always beats Tiger? Queen of Clubs.
    3. Why did Tiger run over the fire hydrant? It teed off in front of him. Elin teed off behind him.
    4. How do you beat Tiger? Swing up and into the glass.

     

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  2. Juicy-Juls

    Juicy-Juls Active Member

    hey OM I am gonna move this to the jookes forum!

     

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  3. OlderMan

    OlderMan Member

    Cool. Didn't even know we had one of those.

     

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  4. OlderMan

    OlderMan Member

    Hmmm... must think...of more Tiger jokes...

     

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  5. enough_already

    enough_already New Member

    What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade?

    Tiger can't drive an Escalade 300 yards.

     

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  6. OlderMan

    OlderMan Member

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    Q: What new rule did Tiger just learn?

    A: You should only play one hole at a time.

     

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  7. Juicy-Juls

    Juicy-Juls Active Member

    What is Tiger changing his name to ?





    Cheatah...badda boom...LOL

     

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  8. Penguin-Goon

    Penguin-Goon New Member

    LOL juls, OM already said that one [​IMG]

     

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  9. Juicy-Juls

    Juicy-Juls Active Member

    HA! thats what I get for NOT reading and just posting....LMAO

     

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  10. Penguin-Goon

    Penguin-Goon New Member


     

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  11. enough_already

    enough_already New Member

    This was about cheating? I thought Tiger just asked his wife to give him a handicap!

    Ba-doom!

     

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  12. Juicy-Juls

    Juicy-Juls Active Member


     

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  13. OlderMan

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