Seniors first date

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by GreyWolf, Jan 12, 2010.

  1. GreyWolf

    GreyWolf Member

    Two senior citizens were set up on a blind date by friends. They met at a seniors dance where the music was very loud.

    They couldn't talk. Only dance, drink and glance.

    After much drinking and dancing they return to his place, still unable to hear. Between the dancing and the drinks, one thing leads to another and they find themselves in bed. At the conclusion they lay together breathless, hardly knowing each others' name.

    The man is laying there thinking, "That was incredible! If I knew she was still a virgin, I would have been more gentle!"

    At the same time the women is laying there thinking, "Wow! If I knew he could still get it up I would have taken my pantyhose off!"

     

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