Irishman in the elevator

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by LilMissNaughty, Jun 25, 2010.

  1. LilMissNaughty

    LilMissNaughty New Member

    Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and
    sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big
    guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says:
    '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner

    The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor.

    The big guy kneels down and brings him to,
    shaking him... The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'

    In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What
    EXACTLY did you say to me?'

    The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and
    figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always
    asks me...... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis,
    my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'

    The little white Irishman says:

    'Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus, I tought you said, 'Turn around!

  2. Lush-Luna

    Lush-Luna New Member

    Haha, this is hilarious. Thanks LilMissNaughty!


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